VIDEO: This Motherfuckin Axe is Heavy

So yeah, it’s been a while since I last posted but remember, your comments don’t pay the bills so suck it. Anywho, The almighty Sword have just released their psychedelic 60s/70s inspired video for “How Heavy This Axe” and it’s the shit. The Sword is currently touring with Down and Metallica but have scheduled some headlining off-dates which you can find below the video.

Goddamnit, this video isn’t on youtube yet and vodpod sucks balls, why can’t wordpress just allow any videos to be embedded? Go HERE to watch..sorry, blame WP.

October 27th Minneapolis MN – Triple Rock Social Club
October 28th Sioux Falls, SD – Nuttys
October 30th Missoula, MT – The Palace
November 02nd Boise ID – Neurolux
November 05th Wichita, KS – Barleycorns
November 07th Chicago, IL – Bottom Lounge
November 10th Nashville, TN – Exit / In
November 11th Asheville, NC – Stella Blue
November 12th Raleigh, NC – Lincoln Theater
November 14th Hiltonhead, SC – Shoreline Ballroom
November 15th Atlanta, GA – The Masquerade
November 16th Covington, KY – Madhatter
November 19th Ft. Worth, TX – Lola’s
November 21st New Orleans, LA – One Eyed Jacks
December 06th Saskatoon, SK – Prairieland Exhibition Hall (feat. Lamb Of God)
December 09th Spokane, SK – Knitting Factory Concert House (feat. Lamb Of God)
December 10th Portland, OR – Roseland Theatre (feat. Lamb Of God)
December 11th Chico, CA – Senator Theatre (feat. Lamb Of God)
December 19th Ventura, CA – Majestic Ventura Theatre (feat. Lamb Of God)
January 14th Washington, DC – Rock and Roll Hotel
January 16th Westchester, PA – The Note
January 20th Albany, NY – Revolution
January 21st Burlington, VT – Higher Ground
January 22nd Buffalo, NY – The Tralf
January 23rd Pittsburgh, PA – Mr. Smalls
January 24th Cleveland, OH – The Grog Shop
January 25th Columbus, OH – Ravari Room

DOWNLOAD: Mike Patton’s demo tape for FNM

So there seriously hasn’t been a god damn postworthy story in like 5 days. I was gonna post the new Human Abstract video but I’ve recently decided that I’m not a huge fan. I get it, you guys are really good at soloing and sweeping.

Anyway, that is neither here nor there. Stubbadub has another fucking sweet free download that you should go get now. It’s the demo that Mike Patton recorded for his FNM tryout.

“Recorded on 4-Track in Bill Gould’s attic as a demonstration of Mike Patton for Faith No More’s management and their record company (Slash). Two copies of this tape exist, dubbed directly from the 4-Track by Bill onto tapes with pre-existing music on them.

This copy was sold on eBay in September 2006 after being found in a Hollywood, CA thrift shop in a box of other music industry demo tapes along with a copy of Mr Bungle’s 4th demo “OU818″ and 4 photos of Mike Patton taken in a Photo Vending Machine.

These are rough versions of the songs, most likely played live into the 4-Track. The music and lyrics are early versions and contain many differences from the final recordings.
The exact timing of the recording is unknown but FNM’s first gig with Patton was in Nov 1988 and so this recording was probably made before that.”

Pretty fucking rad right? Go HERE to pick it up.

KNEW MUSIC: DFDVD

Dog Fashion Disco have announced the release of not only a new live/rarities cd but a live dvd as well. I’m pretty fucking excited for this so instead of the usual wit and charm I’ll just give the track listings.

Go HERE for the Preorder.

Beating A Dead Horse To Death….Again

Limited Edition Version Track Listing

Baby Satan
Day of the Dead
Gardenia
Rat on a Sinking Ship
Devil’s Wife
Barely Breathing
Satan’s March
Anaconda
Worm in a Dog’s Heart (live)
Rebel Yell (live)
100 Suicides (live)
9-5 at the Morgue (live)
Desert Grave (live)
Darkest Days (From Final Show)
Magical Band of Fools (From Final Show)
Turning Gay
Hank Steel the Real Queer Cowboy

DFDVD2

DFD – Farewell In Baltimore
(2 hour concert film featuring 24 songs and exclusive interviews)

DFD – From Artemis To Adultery
(1 hour documentary & concert featuring 8 songs and tons more, audio commentary by Jasan Stepp….)

Video – Silent Film
Video – First DFD Show

Photo Gallery

And here is the track listing:

DFD – FAREWELL IN BALTIMORE:
1.) Love Song For A Witch
2.) Baby Satan
3.) Rapist Eyes
4.) Deja Vu
5.) The Satanic Cowboy
6.) 9 to 5 at the Morgue
7.) The Acid Memoirs
8.) 100 Suicides
9.) Castaway
10.) Darkest Days
11.) Valley Girl Ventriloquist
12.) Desert Grave
13.) Pogo The Clown
14.) Worm In A Dog’s Heart
15.) The Sacrifice of Miss Rose Covington
16.) Corpse Is A Corpse
17.) Rat On A Sinking Ship
18.) God Crisis
19.) Magical Band of Fools
20.) Vertigo Motel
21.) Pink Riots
22.) Siamese Fever
23.) Dr. Piranha
24.) Albino Rhino

FROM ARTEMIS TO ADULTERY – ADULTERY CD RELEASE PARTY:
1.) 100 Suicides
2.) The Satanic Cowboy
3.) Worm In A Dog’s Heart
4.) Moonlight City Drive
5.) Desert Grave
6.) Pogo The Clown
7.) The Acid Memoirs
8.) Silent Film

VIDEO: Horse the Band murders Serbians

Horse the Band just released their self-made video for the track “Murder.” Filmed in Serbia, the venue and the crowd both look kinda haggard, which makes for a pretty raw video. (If there’s one thing my mom taught me it was to not fuck with a drunk Serbian)

Watch it below and go see HTB on tour fucker!

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MUSIC: Lamb of Blog

Lamb Of God are back in the studio to record the followup to their to their face-melting 2006 opus, “Sacrament.” The new untitled album is scheduled for a February 2009 release but if you can’t wait that long you’re in luck. A bunch of webcams have been set up in their studio so you can watch the progress live. Go HERE to check it. Pretty fuckin sweet idea if you ask me, it’s like a reality show without all the dead-eyed bitch whores.

VIDEO: I’ve got a Raging Machine…in my pants!

This happened like two days ago but I’ve been busy so fuck off.

Rage Against The Machine was supposed to play a show at the Republican National Convention on the 2nd but was denied by the machine or the man or something. Anyway they decided to march and after a little anti-war propaganda, Zach and band proceeded to perform accapella versions of a couple of their songs. Too bad you weren’t there and will probably never get to hear/see it… Oh wait, here it is.

VIDEO: The day that keeps coming

I actually kind of like the new Metallica single, but this video is pretty fucking lame. I guess the moral of the story is don’t trust middle-easterners, unless you have a shitload of guns and they have their own jumper cables.

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TOUR: MotherfuckinNachtfuckingmystium

If you can’t tell how kick ass this band is judging by that picture above, well, I’m sorry, just plain sorry. Nachtmystium, which means Encompassing Darkness for all you short bus kids, is going out on tour (Hail Satan!).  Some dates are with Opeth and High On Fire, while others feature Wolves in the Throne Room. Nachtmystium’s new album “Assassins” is out now so buy it Nancy.

Aug 30 2008 8:00P	Hole in the Sky Festival	Bergen
Sep 7 2008 8:00P	Double Door w/ Nifelheim, The Chasm, Superchrist	chicago, Illinois
Sep 16 2008 8:00P	The Town Ballroom (w/Opeth & High on Fire)	Buffalo, New York
Sep 17 2008 8:00P	Trocadero (w/Opeth & High on Fire)	Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Sep 18 2008 8:00P	Nokia Theatre (w/Opeth & High on Fire)	New York, New York
Sep 19 2008 8:00P	The Palladium (w/Opeth & High on Fire)	Worcester, Massachusetts
Sep 20 2008 8:00P	Theatre Imperial (w/Opeth & High on Fire)	Quebec, Quebec
Sep 21 2008 8:00P	Centennial Hall (w/Opeth & High on Fire)	London, Ontario
Sep 23 2008 8:00P	House of Blues (w/Opeth & High on Fire)	Cleveland, Ohio
Sep 24 2008 8:00P	House of Blues (w/Opeth & High on Fire)	Chicago, Illinois
Sep 25 2008 8:00P	The Orbit Room (w/Opeth & High on Fire)	The Orbit Room, Michigan
Sep 26 2008 8:00P	The Rave (w/Opeth & High on Fire)	Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Sep 27 2008 8:00P	Myth (w/Opeth & High on Fire)	St. Paul, Minnesota
Sep 29 2008 8:00P	The Garrick Center (w/Opeth & High on Fire)	Winnipeg, Manitoba
Sep 30 2008 8:00P	Odeon Events Centre (w/Opeth & High on Fire)	Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
Oct 1 2008 8:00P	Edmonton Events Centre (w/Opeth & High on Fire)	Edmonton, Alberta
Oct 3 2008 8:00P	Commodore Ballroom (w/Opeth & High on Fire)	Vancouver
Oct 4 2008 8:00P	Showbox @ The Market (w/Opeth & High on Fire)	Seattle, Washington
Oct 7 2008 8:00P	The Echo – Scion Metal Show	Los Angeles, California
Oct 10 2008 8:00P	Berbati’s (w/ Wolves in the Throne Room)	Portland, Oregon
Oct 11 2008 8:00P	Stillwater (w/ Wolves in the Throne Room)	Ashland, California
Oct 12 2008 8:00P	Metro (w/ Wolves in the Throne Room)	Oakland
Oct 14 2008 8:00P	The Phix (w/ Wolves in the Throne Room	Phoenix
Oct 17 2008 8:00P	Red 7 (w/ Wolves in the Throne Room)	Austin, Texas
Oct 18 2008 8:00P	Rubbergloves Rehearsal (w/ Wolves in the Throne Room)	Denton, Texas
Oct 19 2008 8:00P	The Marquee (w/ Wolves in the Throne Room)	Tulsa, Oklahoma

Oct 20 2008 8:00P	The Riot Room (w/ Wolves in the Throne Room)	Kansas City, Missouri
Oct 21 2008 8:00P	The Picador (w/ Wolves in the Throne Room)	Iowa City, Iowa
Oct 23 2008 8:00P	Uncle Pleasants (w/ Wolves in the Throne Room)	Louisville, Kentucky
Oct 24 2008 8:00P	Mac’s Bar (w/ Wolves in the Throne Room)	Lansing, Michigan
Oct 25 2008 8:00P	Reggies (w/ Wolves in the Throne Room)	Chicago, Illinois
Nov 29 2008 8:00P	Gunfest	Oslo

MUSIC: Long Hauls and Close Calls

Hank Williams III has a new video which you can view HERE. The track “Long Hauls and Close Calls” can be found on the upcoming “Damn Right Rebel Proud” LP which is set to be released on October 21st. Check out Hank’s Myspace page for updates on his 13, 539 other bands.

MUSIC: Everything in its right place

Here’s the shit that I don’t feel an entire paragraph needs to be devoted to.

•Another And Justice For All ripoff track from Metallica by the name of “My Apocalypse” can be streamed on their site HERE.

•United Nations, which is Daryl Palumbo of Glassjaw/Head Automatica, Geoff Rickly of Thursday and Converge drummer Ben Koller has their new album streaming in it’s entirety HERE. I’ve made it through the first couple tracks and it sounds pretty killer so far.

•Spylacopa is another supergroup that features John LaMacchia from Candiria, Jeff Caxide from Isis, Greg Puciato from Dillinger Escape Plan and Julie Christmas from Made Out of Babies. Their myspace page has a track up but it’s doubtful that it sounds like the rest of the album. An EP is due out in November.